tinychatting:

my talents include being able to sit on the toilet for 30 minutes being distracted by my phone

d0nn0:

d0nn0:

i wrote a song about a tortilla

actually its more of a wrap

(Source: d0nn0)

equisollux:

zombiecthulu:

basedkuroko:

my friend is hiding under this bean bag in the library so he doesnt have to go to PE

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the only way you can see him is if you get on the floor behind the bean bag and see the light of his phone

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I bet he’s on Tumblr

I am

(Source: lolicutie)

commanderrogers:

"uh oh" i whispered as i began to ship it

Because this gives me a whole lotta Caskett FEELS!

(Source: simplymaterial)

do you ever just realize how bad your voice sounds

(Source: trinityglassfille)

vorfreudde:

Remember back in 5th grade, when everyone vowed not to ever do drugs